Quotes from Jalen Rose of the Toroto Raptors

Provided an insane amount of comedy over these past few months, including these classics:
"There's always going to be criticism when your name is Jalen. You have to wear a bulletproof vest and be ready for it."– Jalen on himself
"Was it for Richard Jefferson?" – Jalen after hearing that Carter had been traded to New Jersey
"I'm a GM in fantasy basketball and I'm a GM on PlayStation, so on PlayStation I probably would have got a little more, but this is real life, so I don't know."– Jalen on the Vince Carter trade
"He probably was a little tired from All-Star Weekend. While he was running up and down the court throwing it off the backboard, I was laying on the beach drinking a fruity drink with an umbrella. So I probably gave myself an unfair advantage on that one."– Jalen explaining why he outplayed Carter two days after the All-Star Game
"I've got to stop this. My entourages are getting entourages." – Jalen on the trouble of finding tickets for everyone when he returns to Detroit
(And my personal favorite ... )
"Like I told the guys earlier, once he turns 21 and is able to drink, it's over."– Jalen after LeBron scored 56 on the Raptors