Stinky and his binky

It tastes like chicken

I look like daddy, only smaller

The thought of looking like daddy made me gag a little.

My daddy is warm, and that makes me relax. Then I start to stink like dad.

I'm working on my bean borrito impersonation. What do you think?

This is my monkey face. Grandma Mary said that she would only feed me if I showed it to you.

I'm a lean, mean, fartin' machine.