would you eat a mix of powdered rice and foul-smelling formula? i didn't think so...

but i'm trying to like it

i'm getting naucious

okay, i'm done.

i'm really big on grabbing my feet.

i like the taste of toe jam. it's far better than powdered rice, but does have about the same consistancy.

after playing with my toes, it was time to drink. that didn't go so well.

as you can see, heavy drinking can result in some pretty compromising situations.

this is not as bad as daddy and ryan when they used to drink a lot, but it's close.