That's some nice bling, grandpa V! It's almost as nice as my Rolox.

Maybe I could pawn it for some carrot puree and a couple dozen bottles of formula.

Ohhh! That camera will bring top dollar at the swap meet!

I'll get it when he isn't looking...

I'm gonna eat you!

Oatmeal and rice. Oatmeal and rice. It's like a friggin' broken record around this dump.

This is mommy's way of censoring my potty mouth. Like I said f*$%ing oatmeal and rice.

All right. I'm done. Not only do I have to eat, it ruins my complexion.

All the ladies say 'oh-oh.'

Daddy taught me how to spit, so I'm gonna practice with this rice stuff.

Do you like my mohawk? Before you answer, remember that I know how to poop.

Here's a nice picture of the entertainment center without a half naked man on the screen.